The hand-crocheted gag scarf
Cozy Knockers
the gift they won't forget
A chunky, soft chenille crochet scarf with two very memorable ends. Wrap it up for Secret Santa or the white elephant swap and watch the whole office lose it.
- Hand-crocheted look
- Soft chunky chenille
- Gag-gift ready
- Free tracked US shipping
- The gag gift the office won't forget
- Secure checkout
How it works
Office legend in three steps
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Wrap it up
Gift box, gift bag, whatever. Keep a straight face.
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Watch them open it
Pick the most serious person at the party.
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Wear it with pride
It's actually a really cozy scarf. Nobody will forget it.
Know your audience 😅 It is a gag gift.
See it in action
Do NOT send this to your coworker
Offices, hospitals, libraries. Nobody is safe this Christmas.
Made for the holidays
The gift nobody forgets
Tan or blush, both get the same reaction.
- White elephant · the one everyone steals
- Secret Santa · sorted in one click
- Office party · the photo of the night
- Your best friend · they will never forgive you
Good questions
What is it?
A chunky crochet scarf in soft chenille yarn with two rounded ends and red tips. A gag gift you can actually wear.
Which colours are there?
Tan and blush. Pick yours above.
Can I get one of each colour?
The 2-scarf bundle ships 2 of the colour you pick. Want one tan and one blush? Add one of each to your cart.
How do I wash it?
Check the care label first. When in doubt, hand wash cold and lay it flat to dry.
Is it OK for the office?
It's a joke gift, so know your audience 😅 It's a scarf, nothing more, nothing less.
How much is shipping?
Shipping is free with tracking. You get a tracking link by email as soon as your order is on its way.
the gift they won't forget
Win the white elephant
One to gift, one to keep.
Get yours · €21,97Free tracked US shipping · Secure checkout